turdfruit

A chocolate covered banana; often with peanuts or other nutty foods stuck on.

Deoz: "Fancy a chocolate-covered banana?"
Joe: "Hell no, I don't want a turdfruit."

turdfruit by CrazyJoe2000 December 25, 2007

Turdffiti

A variation of graffiti, but drawn with poop instead of paint or ink. Commonly found in public restrooms, but might also in very rare cases occur in private homes, especially in connection to parties taking place there the night before. The use of poop instead of more conventional tools has been speculated by experts to be political, although this has not yet been confirmed by any prominent turdffiti groups.

It is unknown if turdffitiers use their own poop to draw with or obtain it from others. In some rare cases poop from several different people have been used to achieve different shades of brown in the turdffiti.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom when I were at the mall, and it was so boring I had to make some turdffiti on the wall with my own poop in order to keep myself entertained.

Turdffiti by UncleJalapeno July 3, 2011

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

turdbruiser by ken power January 15, 2008

tutifruit 

a synonym for fruit punch, especially in an exotic style.

I sure like my tutifruit Mexi-style!!

tutifruit by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

terufruitninja 

COOLEST MUTUAL EVER-@internetz0mbi3

a: who is terufruitninja?
b:COOLEST PERSON EVER

terufruitninja by imgayyyyaaaa March 14, 2022

terufruitninja 

TERUFRUITNINJA IS THE COOLEST MUTUAL EVER-@internetz0mbi3

a: who is terufruitninja?
b: COOLEST PERSON EVER

terufruitninja by imgayyyyaaaa March 14, 2022

terufruitninja 

full time allahmis bana oyle dedi

a: terufruitninja kim??
b: allahmis bana oyle dedi

terufruitninja by diluccock March 18, 2022