turd waddle 

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

turd waddle by cornfritter October 22, 2010

Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.

Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”

Waddling turd by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

turdwaddle 

that back-and-forth hip movement you get when you gamble on a fart and lose.

Surprise! Your air-biscuit made you turdwaddle!

turdwaddle by Gr33nEy3dM@dm@n February 14, 2024

tardwaddle 

Used to describe a person of below average intelligence.

Shut up tardwaddle.

tardwaddle by massssivecuntsinrats February 5, 2021