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Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.
Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.
Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turdmaster 

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.
Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.
turdmaster by sphinctre February 23, 2011

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER
Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!
turdbaster by John September 10, 2003

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026