turd sucker

A ugly person who constantly has a poop breath in the morning.

Gabriel is a turd sucker

by pinkporkypid May 3, 2018

turd sucker

A cigar smoker,someone who smokes cigars with gusto.

"Look at Bob over there . I didnt know he was a turd sucker,sucking on that cigar . He could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe . No wonder he is in management".

by NewGene Fucundus November 28, 2006

Turd sucker

An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.

Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?

by Flyer bird June 14, 2023

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.

"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

by anonymous July 11, 2004

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1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

do you really need an example for this?

by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

Turd Suckler

someone who consumes or absorbs falsehoods without question

an insult to describe a person who is gullible or naive enough to believe or accept blatant nonsense, lies, or "bullshit".

MAGA are a bunch of turd sucklers

by CelestialWholesomeness January 9, 2026

straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019