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turd snack

A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.
Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".
turd snack by Vulcandreams January 23, 2007
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A couple that both has incredible farting abilities and constantly blows up the bathroom
Regina turd sacked in the bathroom toilet drenching up the whole apartment.
Turd Sack by GeenaBeena January 27, 2018

Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.
Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”
Turd Snacker by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

turdsack 

1. A word that can be used synonymously with words such as douchebag. asshat, jackass or any other derogatory statement.

2. A person that the world could do without.
My boss wouldn't give me today off. What a turdsack.
turdsack by Jamiebanger August 3, 2007

turdshackle 

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend
Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!
turdshackle by Brooke.M March 23, 2008

turdsnake 

An extended turd half in and half out of the toilet water, that looks like it's about to wriggle up and out of the bowl.
That turdsnake in the bowl looks like it's still alive and coming back onto dry land.
turdsnake by Exterminator 2 February 26, 2011
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