turd puncher

turd puncher by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

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turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

turdpuncher by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

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turdmuncher

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

turdmuncher by Dave September 19, 2003

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