jack rag

Any form of cloth used to clean up with after jacking off.
"Quick, I'm about to cum, hand me my jack rag."
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chicken fucker

One who has anal sex with a person or persons from France.
by BRAUCHWURST April 14, 2003
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D-O-double jizzle

When you use two glazed doughnuts to beat off with
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cranial rectal inversion

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
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turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.
"You faggot ass turd puncher you"
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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dicksafailin

"I got some serious whiskey dick..better take some dicksafailin"
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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