D-O-double jizzle

When you use two glazed doughnuts to beat off with

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

jack rag

Any form of cloth used to clean up with after jacking off.

"Quick, I'm about to cum, hand me my jack rag."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

dicksafailin

the generic form of viagra

"I got some serious whiskey dick..better take some dicksafailin"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

windmill

While penetrating a female from behind, the arms are swung around in a circular motion. After 4 or 5 revolutions, the hands are laid forcefully on the ass cheeks, creating a loud "SMACK".

"My girl loves it when I give her the windmill."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

axle grease

also known as grungy butt.

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

cranial rectal inversion

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

jizz bank

One who routinely ingests semen into any or all orifaces (see also cum dumpster)

"That dirty whore is one big jizz bank"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003