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A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.
jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos
by arm the homeless August 15, 2005
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One who makes the best of a bad situation. Originally used around TV newsrooms to describe a photog or reporter who writes or shoots the shit out of a crappy assignment.
Give the "cat in the tree" story to the turdpolisher. He'll do it right.
by rick portier September 06, 2006
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trying to take an object that is obviously shitty and hopeless, and trying to refurbish it.
a man trying to put crome on an '83 camaro
would be called a turd polisher.
by badger wood June 30, 2005
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