turd meister

master of the turds
biggest turd of them all

Fucking hell he is such a terd meister

by Matt Breen May 18, 2005

Tardmeister

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.

Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.

by heylo August 30, 2005

turdmeister

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

by George Hayward December 6, 2006