turd fluffer
a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
turd fluffer by Lotte September 21, 2004
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Like a turd that won't flush.
“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.
It is mostly used in the latter sense.
It is mostly used in the latter sense.
Example 1:
He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.
Example 2:
Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!
Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.
Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.
Example 2:
Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!
Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.
Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
Like a turd that won't flush. by scooby007 January 17, 2011
turd that won't flush
1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.
turd that won't flush by Cannibus Indica April 12, 2004
turd that won't flush
An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...
Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.
turd that won't flush by earn7 December 9, 2008
turdfluffer
an oral stimulater of the anus in preparation for defecation and/or insemination
also, someone who feels the need to twicebake his/her poop
also, someone who feels the need to twicebake his/her poop
Girl 1: I just applied for a position as a turdfluffer for this scat porno where I'll be prepping guys for their big money shots.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous.
turdfluffer by lustrator May 12, 2010
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