Definitions by sebb.

turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.

Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!

turd flu by sebb. November 29, 2017

Elijah 

A term used to describe a very attractive male with a very large penis ranging from sizes 8 to 9 inches. Elijah's are very well educated and are able to persuade you into doing anything they want even if it's against your moral beliefs.

"I didn't want to do it but he's an Elijah."

Elijah by sebb. July 5, 2016

Rick Simpson 

Rick Simpson is a medical marijuana activist who has been supplying marijuana and special oils for almost a decade. He is most known for his special "Rick Simpson Oil" which is purchasable through the deep web.

Homophobe 1: My friend was telling me about Rick Simpson. Is his oil any good?
Homophobe 2: Hell Yeah! That will get you fucked up any day!

Rick Simpson by sebb. July 5, 2016