turd burgeler
turd burgeler by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014
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Turd Burgaler
A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004
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turd burgler
When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
turd burgler by Kiser August 29, 2003
turd burgler
A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
turd burgler by El Roberto August 1, 2004
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Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003
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turd burggler by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk May 13, 2005
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