tumblr asexual 

Also known as Tumblr Ace.

An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:

•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake

•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
•Transphobia

!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.

Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.

"i lOvE cAke! wHy SeX wHen yOu cAn eAt Cake!" "Oh no, it's a tumblr asexual!"

tumblr asexual by gay witchcraft August 14, 2019

tumblrsexual 

An umbrella term for individuals (usually on tumblr) claiming identity with anything beside the standard gay, bi or transgendered sexual identities/orientations. Such extra labels are seemingly made up as a product of those considered to suffer from "Special Snowflake Syndrome" and are only used to garner attention.

Jimmy: Hey Marcus! How'd your date go with Linda last night?

Marcus: Utter shit. I tried complimenting her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the bar, she flips out and goes, "I'm not a woman, I'm a trigendered omnisexual who HAPPENS to be in a female body."

Jimmy: Fucking tumblrsexuals man...

tumblrsexual by Karl Av-Ulvene June 29, 2014