Also known as Tumblr Ace.

An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:

•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake

•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
Transphobia

!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.

Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.
"i lOvE cAke! wHy SeX wHen yOu cAn eAt Cake!" "Oh no, it's a tumblr asexual!"
by gay witchcraft August 14, 2019
Get the tumblr asexual mug.