tuffeting

When someone (mostly canine) rearranges clothes, towels, etc. to create a tuffet for sleeping or perching

That pup Winston is tuffeting with dem clothes over there

by _lizil_ September 1, 2016

tsuffering

The eternal state of Tsukishima Kei (from the anime and shonen manga Haikyuu!!). Tsuffering is almost like being irritated by anything and everything.

Person 1: Everything is so annoying!
Person 2: You are tsuffering.

by LunKa December 30, 2016

Buffeting

A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.

Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''

by darude-meme-storm May 8, 2018

Teffting

An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.

"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."

by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016

tuffing

Slang term for the underground practice of inhaling vapor from human feces, primarily for the narcotic effect of its methanethiol gas combined with the effect of hyperventilation. The term itself comes from "turd" and "huffing" due to the rapid inhalation and exhalation from paper or plastic bags containing the fecal matter. As with glue sniffing or hallucinogenic mushroom consumption,very unpleasant symptoms are experienced prior to the high, slowing the spread of the behavior. While its high is considered uniquely euphoric, tuffing is relatively brief and those who indulge in the practice risk severe infection, irritation of eyes and mucous membranes, convulsions or in extreme cases, coma or death.

Happy as they were, Shana and John annoyed all their friends after they'd been tuffing--they smelled like Mardi-Gras bathroom.

by JustMC August 23, 2016

Teffting

Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.

In the produce Isle, I reached up for the bananas and just started teffting down my leg.

by Motocrossjones06 October 19, 2016

Teffting

speaking someones opinion in a feminine or homosexual afflicted voice

Travis is teffting about his trip to Epcot

by Ken Bone October 11, 2016