tuckmuck 

tuckmuck, a volatile liquid that is mainly composed of shit, cum, farts, liquid anus, gamer nectar, gamer girl bath water, rat semen, mountain dew, horse semen, giraffe semen, computer mouse sludge build-up, rhino semen, millipede semen, butterfly semen, dog semen, monkey semen, centipede semen, cockroach semen, rabbit semen, mole rat semen,

slimy hagfish semen, frog semen, peanut butter, walnuts, microphones, trombone spit, molten plastic, molten aluminum, rtx 3090's, glados semen, grease(unknown), armpit juice, jaundiced skin cells, bob the alien, tiodoore chzon Kazakhstan, purified dark chocolate, glowstick juice, uranium 235(enriched), liquid hydrogen, tnt, reagent mixtures(all types), and liquid NFT's.

side effects may include...

shitting out of mouth.
farting from eyeballs.
instant death.
kidney failure.
heart failure.
liver failure.
lung failure.
brain failure.
Christian western chandler disorder.
involuntary purchasing of NFT's.
HIV.
Aids.
cancer.
urethrae cactus.
stinky buttocks.
bad case of microscopicus dickicus.

person 1: i just bought some tuckmuck
person 2:no way can i have some
person 1: penile cancer

tuckmuck by fjhgfdsfgjhfdgjhkjg ghj tertn January 28, 2022

Tuckfuck 

To over-estimate your realistic prowess with the opposite sex. Also known as a disparaging alternative to a Peter Pan personality.

1. "Man, did you see that chick I was tuning?"
"Aw, Coops... you're such a Tuckfuck."

2. "GT is in the house, ladies, show me some ass!!"
"Someone has a bad case of Tuckfuck."

Tuckfuck by Cheegro January 3, 2009

tuckfuck 

to tuck your dick behind your thighs & proceed to humping your thighs until ejaculation. hence:
"tuckfuck"

Joey: man i'm so fucking horny i'm tuckfucking right now.

Bo:oh me too.

tuckfuck by drety January 25, 2009

Tuck Muck

A slimy smelly film that develops in your crotch from sweat and dead skin accumulating after tucking your penis for long periods of time

When I got undressed there was tuck muck in the crevices of my thighs. Or. I tried to give her a bj but that tuck muck was so stinky.

Tuck Muck by BarbieVelaryon June 5, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019