Tuckfuck 

To over-estimate your realistic prowess with the opposite sex. Also known as a disparaging alternative to a Peter Pan personality.

1. "Man, did you see that chick I was tuning?"
"Aw, Coops... you're such a Tuckfuck."

2. "GT is in the house, ladies, show me some ass!!"
"Someone has a bad case of Tuckfuck."

Tuckfuck by Cheegro January 3, 2009

tuckfuck 

to tuck your dick behind your thighs & proceed to humping your thighs until ejaculation. hence:
"tuckfuck"

Joey: man i'm so fucking horny i'm tuckfucking right now.

Bo:oh me too.

tuckfuck by drety January 25, 2009

Truckfuckling 

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.

Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.

Truckfuckling by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019

truckfuck 

to hit someone in the dome with the trucks of a skateboard

he was gonna punch dave in the head, so i truckfucked him and killed him

truckfuck by george1122222343 September 19, 2006

TruckFucker 

Large pickup truck or SUV drivers who cut you off because they think that since they are larger than you they are more deserving of your current location. They can often be found blocking the aisle while trying to back into a small parking spot.

That truckfucker cut me off! I'm glad he has to pay so much more for gas than I do.

TruckFucker by MaxPower42 March 21, 2012

tuckmuck 

tuckmuck, a volatile liquid that is mainly composed of shit, cum, farts, liquid anus, gamer nectar, gamer girl bath water, rat semen, mountain dew, horse semen, giraffe semen, computer mouse sludge build-up, rhino semen, millipede semen, butterfly semen, dog semen, monkey semen, centipede semen, cockroach semen, rabbit semen, mole rat semen,

slimy hagfish semen, frog semen, peanut butter, walnuts, microphones, trombone spit, molten plastic, molten aluminum, rtx 3090's, glados semen, grease(unknown), armpit juice, jaundiced skin cells, bob the alien, tiodoore chzon Kazakhstan, purified dark chocolate, glowstick juice, uranium 235(enriched), liquid hydrogen, tnt, reagent mixtures(all types), and liquid NFT's.

side effects may include...

shitting out of mouth.
farting from eyeballs.
instant death.
kidney failure.
heart failure.
liver failure.
lung failure.
brain failure.
Christian western chandler disorder.
involuntary purchasing of NFT's.
HIV.
Aids.
cancer.
urethrae cactus.
stinky buttocks.
bad case of microscopicus dickicus.

person 1: i just bought some tuckmuck
person 2:no way can i have some
person 1: penile cancer

tuckmuck by fjhgfdsfgjhfdgjhkjg ghj tertn January 28, 2022

Tuck Fuck 

When you go to tuck in your significant other, but then get engaged in a round of sex after tucking them in.

ferdaayz: yo where's supremeclientele44?

Hudson: he's probably just tuck fucking his girl again

ferdaayz: ahhhh the patented tuck fuck

Tuck Fuck by Ferdaayz August 17, 2013