tubes tied 

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.

Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!

tubes tied by euphemismo February 28, 2019

[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

[You-Tube Tied] by zilchoboy January 17, 2010

Tube Tied

When you have to sleep with a sleep apnea mask, and during the night you roll over onto your tubes and flatten them so you don’t get your air anymore. This results in being very tiered and embarrassed in the morning.

Man… I am really falling asleep today. I rolled over and Tube Tied myself last night.

Tube Tied by RTFF September 10, 2011

Tube Tied

When you're doing something, and a friend strolls up to you with a smart phone or laptop, or takes your computer for a second to show you a Youtube video. If you don't stop your friend after that one video, chances are, they'll show you another one, even though you are trying to get back to whatever you are doing. Congrats! You are now Tube Tied. Your friend will continue showing you videos until they run out of ideas or until you make yourself look like a big jackass by asking them to stop showing you videos. This is normally only really a problem with people that have a hard time saying no.

Guy: Hey, wanna see a funny video really quick?
You: Sure, lets see it
*watches video*
You:Well, that was pretty cool, lol
Guy: Wanna see another? *as he's already scrolling through looking for another, before you even answer*
You: I guess
*watches video*
Guy: Hey, wait wait, this one is good too
*brings up another video*
Guy:And don't even get me started on this one!
*Starts another one*
You: (Aw shit, I'm Tube Tied)
You: Okay look man, I have to get back to work, thanks for showing me those
Guy: But I have a few more
You: Get the fuck out!

Tube Tied by Tesyl November 13, 2014

tube tied

When your internet connection is experiencing less than optimal speeds.

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because my internet was tube tied!"

tube tied by Ted Stevens August 10, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020