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someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.
He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism
TOOLism by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006
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A person who will cheat and looks like a piece of salad
Eww it’s tsoliar

Tell her to go back to Japan
tsoliar by Blonde problem May 16, 2018
The mothefucking Kala-G from the Athens Greece LBC
Am I go meet Tolis the dog
Tolis by Tdog April 21, 2005
A Tolis is a greek badass mofo messin' with no stinkass hoes. A real G. He got dat pussy on lock.
-Oh you from Athens are ya?

-Ye boii im a Tolis, born and raised, watch yo back dawg im bad news up in dis bitch. Also u a stopih ho
Tolis by TheGreekT December 17, 2016
Acting like a tool or tool bag. Characteristics include sucking at life, being annoying, acting way too drunk and ruining parties, telling bad jokes, and just basically being lame.
If John's going to the party, I don't want to go. He's so toolish. He tells his lame ass jokes so loudly and he's always the only one laughing.
toolish by marnie July 28, 2008

Toolish Behavior 

An act that is completely absurd, something that only a tool would do.
Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?

Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.
Toolish Behavior by Datson December 9, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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