truthpaste

Facts spoken in earnest and without bias.

Because telling an honest truth to someone can be difficult, but is the right thing to do, just like brushing your teeth.

I'm brushing with truthpaste here when I tell you that your boyfriend is cheating on you.

That dress isn't flattering on you #truthpaste

by Alogen Jonaziger February 16, 2017

truthpaste

the word "true" has gained the reputation for being associated with "bros", thus the birth of truthpaste, a word that can be used by all people.

"yo man, your a twat"

"truthpaste"

by tossed leaves May 18, 2009

Squeezing toothpaste

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

Human tube of toothpaste

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Old Garden Toothpaste

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

toothpasted

When you have brushed your teeth and therefore something tastes weird.

Guy1: want some orange juice?
Guy2: nah man, i'm too toothpasted right now, it'll taste like shit

by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014