trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.

Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Trust fund kid

Rich person who gets away with everything by using money

Yo trust fund kid don't be such a jumin Han

by That one tomato August 21, 2017

Trust Fund Hockey

A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.

All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.

by LaughingMad April 28, 2011

trust fund baby

A young person whose parents are wealthy and have set up a trust for their son or daughter. The trust fund ensures that the child will be taken care of financially for life.

That guy is a trust fund baby. Since he doesn't need to work, he's just going to law school to pass the time and to learn how to protect his inheritance when the time comes.

by Jack654 September 23, 2008

Until the trust fund runs out

As long as I am able

I don't have Internet access of my own, but I'm gonna keep stealing wi-fi from my neighbor until the trust fund runs out.

by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008

trust fund kid

a rich child whose parents put money in a trust for their child to use as they please

or

an orphan of rich parents/grandparents/relatives and is now living off a trust until they're of age or until they get off their butt to work for money

Sheila is a trust fund kid whose parents enter $2000 a month into her fund but can't use it until she's 21.

by JenJen November 11, 2003

trust funder

Someone who doesn't work because they get money from their family.

I was a trust funder once; it's actually not fun because nobody likes you.

by JQS4523 June 20, 2011