Combining the phrases "twunt" (use the search function for additional information" and "waffle"(a delicious breakfest meal), a twuntwaffle describes one who has annoying tendancies, yet is irresistible and reluctantly loveable.
You may be a twuntwaffle, Bill Pinto, but you've got moxie. I love it.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).