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trunkmonkey 

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

Originally developed for Subaru models, STIT (Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)
Me: Alex, how did your RS beat that Lotus in the autocross?

Alex: IDK, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.
trunkmonkey by BLo January 11, 2006
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Trunkmonkey 

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality import ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers.
I stuffed it coming out of that three right tightens because my Trunkmonkey was asleep. Bad Trunkmonkey, no biscuit!
Trunkmonkey by Trunkmonkey July 7, 2004
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trunk monkey 

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.
I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.
trunk monkey by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

trunk monkey 

The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")
"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."
trunk monkey by Desert_Eagle November 7, 2008

Trunk monkey 

Noun. The act of mounting your sexual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to anal penetration. Whislt this occurs, you must assume the position of the classic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.
She asked for the sex of a lifetime so I turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she'll never forget...
Trunk monkey by LedouxMe January 27, 2017

trunk monkey 

I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.

Trunk Monkey 

Trunk Monkey is a term used when talking about a women's urge to have hevy sex. The term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has sex with someone.
guy 1-"that party was crazy"!
guy 2-"that girl was hitting on you so much"!
guy 1-"why was she all over me tonight"?
guy 2-"cause her trunk monkey wanted out"
Trunk Monkey by chips\ahoy June 28, 2009