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Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. Trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. Trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

Originally developed for Subaru models, STIT (Subaru Trunkmonkey Inertia Technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)

Me: Alex, how did your RS beat that Lotus in the autocross?

Alex: IDK, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.

trunkmonkey by BLo January 11, 2006

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Trunkmonkey

Consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality import ale or lager, the Trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers.

I stuffed it coming out of that three right tightens because my Trunkmonkey was asleep. Bad Trunkmonkey, no biscuit!

Trunkmonkey by Trunkmonkey July 7, 2004

Related Words

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trunk monkey

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

trunk monkey by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

trunk monkey

The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")

"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."

trunk monkey by Desert_Eagle November 7, 2008

Trunk monkey

Noun. The act of mounting your sexual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to anal penetration. Whislt this occurs, you must assume the position of the classic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.

She asked for the sex of a lifetime so I turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she'll never forget...

Trunk monkey by LedouxMe January 27, 2017

trunk monkey

a girl who loves anal sex

I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.

trunk monkey by Chris Colbeck May 14, 2005

Trunk Monkey

Trunk Monkey is a term used when talking about a women's urge to have hevy sex. The term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has sex with someone.

guy 1-"that party was crazy"!
guy 2-"that girl was hitting on you so much"!
guy 1-"why was she all over me tonight"?
guy 2-"cause her trunk monkey wanted out"

Trunk Monkey by chips\ahoy June 28, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026