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Virginia Monster Truck Tire 

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

Big truck tires 

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
Big truck tires by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

down like four flat tires on a dump truck 

Means that you are cool about doing something.
Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

Trucktyre d10

A group off legends all very nive polite bloke apart from a fu bad eggs who never show up on time or rob stuff from there fellow people danny and Jordan are the ones to watch out for
Ya were can i find legends

Trucktyre d10 trukish
Trucktyre d10 by Dollar October 23, 2019
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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