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Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick 

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.
With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat 

The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.
So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.

Trunk Ball

A combo of American Football European Handball and Basketball played outdoors where teams ranging from 2 to 7 play. To score a team must get a ball usually a Kickball into the hoop which is a car trunk,the cars are parked across from each other in a parking lot usually 3 to 4 spaces apart depending on number of players. The Name JunkBall Comes from the fact that what ever is in the trunks stays making it harder for the ball to stay in the trunk. If a Ball bounces out it does not count. Checking and pushing is allowed.
"Yo Midnight tonight we are playing some Trunk Ball"
Trunk Ball by ElKahunaGrande June 2, 2009

Hidden Ball Trick 

When at a baseball game you scout out a hot MILF with a young kid and proceed to pull out a baseball as if you caught a foul ball and offer it to her child. Mom becomes so instantly horny she lets you bang her in the unisex stadium bathroom. After you clap her cheeks, you wait for them to go for ice cream and take the ball back and leave. Also take any bobbleheads if it was bobblehead night.
Bro...I pulled the Hidden Ball Trick on this hot ass MILF at the Guardians game last night.

Ball Tuck 

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.
I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.
Ball Tuck by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

The Hidden Ball Trick 

When you are with a female and you decide to stick your finger in her butt then sneakily put it in her unsuspecting mouth.
Bro, I met this girl at the club last night and we hooked up. About half way through I went crazy and pulled the hidden ball trick.