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A variation of a douche in which only harsh, direct, truthful facts are stated that are blasted out of proportion for no apparent reason with the goal of ruining someone's day, and personal outlook. This is someone who thinks they are being a douche, but is just a full blown, direct, cynical piece of shit dick head.
Holy Hell, that kid is trying to be such a douche, but he is just being a no good, opportunist, cynical trouche with no apparent motive other than being a posing son of a bitch.
Trouche by Hossman Jenkins September 23, 2011
a combination of "true dat" and "touche"
used only by HOTT-ASS mother fuckers
Erin: Damn that guy is a sex beast. I wanna tap that shit yo. i bet its 9 inches!

Kristin and Amy: TROUCHE!!!
trouche by EriKrAmy April 26, 2009
When a Douchebag mixes his behavior with that of Daniel Trochez
You saw what that guy did to his girl at the party?

What a Trouche
Trouche by pbmasterace October 27, 2022

trouché 

Acknowledging the truth behind an effective point of an argument.

Combination of truth and touché.
Person 1 *slurping yogurt*
Person 2 (smartass): "There's a reason spoons were invented."
Person 1: "There's also a reason Humans developed tongues through evolution."
*pause*
Person 3: Trouché.
trouché by WhosNext March 30, 2010

trouché 

A clever combination of the words true and touchet into one word.

Something that is true, but topping or providing a clear superior alternative to a previous satement
mediocre friend 1: "the best game in the world is super smash bros".

awesome friend 2: "Actually, it is super smash bros 64". -

mediocre friend 1:"Trouchét, sir"
trouché by donkey kong 46 February 11, 2010

table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
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