trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

by BMW March 30, 2003

trojan war helmet

Draping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet.

Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet.

by ECGXChuck March 23, 2006

trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

by Fat Goose November 09, 2015

Trojan War Helmet

resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.

He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.

by Norristonian April 19, 2004