Cumby

Coined in New Kent, Virginia (circa 2005)

Cumby - a noun describing an abnormal or odd-looking/odd-acting human. Cumbies are heavily concentrated in the Metro D.C. area.

"What a Cumby." - Describing a balding 25 year old male wearing a Homer Simpson T-shirt, cargo shorts, whitey tighties, and mandals over a skinny fat body, complete with a double chin, and an abnormally large penis.

"Look at that Cumbusandra." - Describing a hefty 40 year old woman with a beard and disheveled hair, wearing yoga pants and a Life is Good T-shirt, with a huge smile on her face, a plate full of meatloaf and fried eggs, sipping on a triple chocolate milkshake.

"It's Cumby City in here." - Describing a redneck Walmart.

by Lester Lingonberry August 26, 2016

Cumby

Cumby or C-Town is the "wigger" nickname for the town of Cumberland, Maine. Cumberland is a town 15 minutes north of Portland, the major city in the region of Southern Maine. It is often called Cumby or C-Town by white teenagers attempting to make the town seem more cool because it is a suburb.

Average Income: $67,556
Population: 7,159
Demographics: White 98.8% (7,070)
Black 0.1% (10)
Asian 0.1% (7)
Latino 0.7% (47)
Other 0.3% (24)

"Sup dude. Isn't Cumby sick? C-Town is the coolest!"

by MainEvent September 16, 2005

cumby

1. n. like Gumby, only white

hey Cumby!

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

cumby

when you supposedly swallow so much, 20% of the liquid in your body is cum

Fuck off cumby

by hasghasrihifsa January 6, 2016

Cumby's

Cumberland Farms. A convenience store. Drunk people have been known to stumble there for icecream to put in their mudslides.

Go to Cumby's and git me some o' dem there fudgesickles.

by thegrandchawhee April 7, 2010

cumby-ized

to have one's anus violated

Man, my boss cumby-ized me for calling in sick yesterday.

by Tom Funkenberry July 30, 2008

Cumby Ache

When you cum and your penis hurts for a long time after that.

"Me and Rachel had sex last night. I got a Cumby ache!"

by anonymous March 11, 2022