Tristansexual

When your so horny that you fuck your best friend Tristan and you are so attracted to the sex that you only date people named Tristan but they won't go out with you because there into people named shaun. They also butt fuck all the time and eat shit together.

I love Tristan because I'm Tristansexual

by Princess_Wario May 09, 2022

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 04, 2021