trisem 

a Filipino colloquial term commonly used to name a trimester. This is mathematically incorrect, but it is considered formal language (refer to your junior high lessons!)

"Using the word trisem is wrong."

"But it's commonly understood that trisem actually means a trimester, it can be simple to explain."

trisem by cosmomix August 8, 2024

trisexual 

Due to contrary belief, trisexuals are not attracted to any living or nonliving thing. Instead, they are only sexually attracted to the tricerotops dinosaur. Most trisexual prefer horns inside of them instead of dicks.

Trisexual person: horns make me horny

trisexual by Thickеn May 30, 2017

trilemma 

A situation when you are stuck between 3 shitty outcomes, similar to a dilemma

"He was in a trilemma when he cheated on his girlfriend while drunk. He could deny it, admit it, or break up"

trilemma by OffTheHeezy June 28, 2008

TRESemme blinded 

Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.

Hey! Watch how you're wielding that hair spray!! You nearly TRESemme blinded me !!!

TRESemme blinded by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

tisemajn 

It is something Milkan dosent have

Milkan dosent have a tisemajn

tisemajn by Tisemajn October 11, 2021

Trisexual 

a person who is sexually attracted to men, women, and tricycles.

Mike: "yo, what's that guy doing with that bike?"

Steve: "No dude it's cool, he's probably just a trisexual."

Trisexual by GRG12467 March 4, 2009

Trisex 

A term pertaing to when a gay male and a lesbian female have sexual intercorse when drunk. It is considered trisex because it is a gay, a lesbian, and heterosexual sex.

Dude, the other night when i got drunk off my ass, i had a little trisex action. Well, not a little...lol!

Trisex by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster November 6, 2007