tripleWRECK 

a person with a small dick

you're such a tripleWRECK

tripleWRECK by heavytg January 23, 2019

tripwreck 

A cruise or seaside vacation that is ruined by a hurricane, tsunami, or just wicked-stormy seas.

When Hurricane Rick came ashore at Cabo San Lucas their four-star resort vacation became a tripwreck.

tripwreck by BuzzKill54 October 19, 2009