A (normally millennial) person that uses social media to guide their life, try to gain popularity and have given up their own identity to follow the herd.
I came up with this word out of the blue. I don't know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. It came from me cussing out my guy friend's friend while text messaging. I said something to the effect of "Tell that asshole to go fuck a tree." I put the two words together and it just stuck. I still use it to.
"Bob, that treefucker just ran into the back of my new escilade, yo!"
Zhen Treefucker is a person who does not give a fuck about anything. He isn't concerned about anything. He doesn't drawattention to anything, He is a True Treefucker
Boy: OMG, ZhenTreefucker doesn't care about anything
Girl: I know, right'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.