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tree surfing 

the "surfing" of a tree that is being towed by a vehicle off road. usually a tree is cut down, tied to a jeep or other capable off road vehicle, which is driven around while the surfers stand on the tree and try not to fall off. the driver goes fast and tries to drag the tree through lakes and mud or anything that will knock people off.
dude bro you wanna go tree surfing? k man, tell mike to get the jeep and well go cut one down. i hope i dont fall and bust my ankle again. ah its ok bro it'll be fine
tree surfing by jdm earles July 20, 2008

Tree Surfing 

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words
i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.

Christmas tree surfing 

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.
Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!
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