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tree skin dick 

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree
Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
tree skin dick by libby2013 July 7, 2016

Skinny tree 

Somebody who feels fat but they are actually skinny.
SKINNNY TREE.
People who run around at modelling yelling YA SKINNY TREE.
Sarah: "Ya Skinny TREE!"
Alana: "No i'm fat!"
*Carletta walks in.*
Other Sarah: "Hey Skinny trees!"
*All walk back and flip jackets up.*
*All lol at each other*
Skinny tree by SASC August 6, 2007

Treeskins 

Hey man, pass me some treeskins?
Treeskins by Hellokitty15cx March 19, 2015