treadway

A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of identical circles.
That treadway is a walking computer virus; don't let him into the computer labs.
by anon March 28, 2005
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treadway

A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of ellipses.
That treadway is a walking computer virus; please don't let him into the computer labs.
by David MacDonald April 2, 2005
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Justin Treadway

I hope I can be Justin Treadway, even just for a day
by GalacticAss September 10, 2016
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Steven Justin Treadway

A fuck boy who lives in a trap house and lies
Steven Justin Treadway bullshitted me and now I don't trust him
by Beninit67 April 24, 2023
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JOHN-LUKE TREADWAY

John-luke treadway Someone who has there dick in one hand and a drink in the other. And cant use ether right.
That guy is a john-luke treadway. And cant figure out how to pull a door.
by Your mammas keeper August 16, 2019
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Michael Treadway

There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.
You’ve never heard of Michael Treadway? Man, you must not be in band, huh!
by notabandkid May 16, 2022
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