trash lords 

The trashiest of lords. One who goes to bed at 6am and wakes up at 7pm, probably in the same clothes from the previous night. Smells like tequila, bad pizza, and broken dreams. Doesn't shower or brush teeth - just febreezes the SHIT out of everything and eats a lot of tic tacs. Will go to eat breakfast despite the fact that it is clearly nighttime. Probably consumed way too much shitty liquor the night previous. Absolutely ridiculous and disgusting.

"Oh honey, Paul and Dev just woke up covered in Frito crumbs and smell like Smirnoff."
"Jesus Christ, what trash lords ."

trash lords by dshi November 22, 2014

Trash Lord

Lemon-Lime soda

Madds is a trash lord

Trash Lord by And Peggy December 28, 2016

the trash lord

the Trash Lord is the raccoon who got into your burger king garbage and took the burger king crown. this malevolent mustelid rallied his kin under this new crown, and, building an army like no other, ordered an attack upon the human race, to conquer us and enslave us, forcing us to creating their cardboard until we grow old and frail, our backs bowed under the weight of our small, furry oppressors, and even then, when our minds begin to break and our bones grow brittle, we will know no true solace but death, hoping deep down, though foolishly, that one day, one more powerful than he will free us and deliver us from his dominion. This is why you should secure your trash, or better yet, not eat at Burger King.

thing outside: (crash)
alex (bees sibling): AHHH WHAT WAS THAT
bee: OH NO! It’s the trash lord, we need to stop him before he finds the Burger King Crown! He will enslave humanity!
alex: (grabs baseball bat) IM GOING TO STOP HIM!
chex (the raccoon): (augh, a human noticed me!) What are you doing with that baseball bat are you going to hurt me??
alex: YOU WILL NEVER ENSLAVE HUMANITY TRASH LORD
chex: the fuck? im a woman! my name is chex and im just trying to get by!
alex: oh…well please stay out of the garbage you could get very sick? the state of california would put stickers on this stuff
chex: ah…okay…

this is why you should never assume my gend—i mean, you should never assume every raccoon is the trash lord. just don’t eat at burger king it’s not that hard

the trash lord by sadlittlecracker September 11, 2026

Trashlord 

The combimation of trash and edgelord

Person: Nick is such a trashlord.
Other person: I agree.

Trashlord by Seija flippy boi July 6, 2018