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trapper keeper band

Band whose lyrics are of fantastical or epic nature, similar to the artwork on trapper keeper folders from the 80s and 90s, often depicting images of fantasy, such as knights, castles, and wizards. Usually associated with power, gothic, symphonic or progressive metal.

(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)
"Dude, lets to go a DragonForce concert!"
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."

trapper keeper 

1. Something like a "folder" with different compartments for every subject in school. So you can sort and archive your stuff from school in a "trapper keeper". Sometimes the trapper keeper has many more features, like cartman's trapper keeper: "Yeah well, its got ten different compartments for every subject in school, electronic pencil sharpener, four plastic bags with electronic zippers, copy machine, fax, a better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's, flat screen TV, and of course OnStar."

2. Cartman got a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper (Ultra Keeper Futura S2000). This trapper keeper is evil and will take over the whole world.
This trapper keeper is fuckin' gay.

"Oh, but you have a Trapper Keeper. Oh, you got the little crapper keeper didn't you? But at least your stupid brother got a briefcase"

This trapper keeper will take over the whole world
trapper keeper by Screw you guys! January 6, 2004

Trapper keeper baby 

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.
I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.

trapper keeper of sadness 

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.
The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness

trapper keeper 

(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.
"Panties washed in Tide detergent don't really agree with my trapper keeper."
trapper keeper by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009

Trapper Keeper 

A woman who knowingly traps and keeps a guy by getting pregnant.
Philip Rivers is expecting his 7th child at 31 years old. Philip Rivers may have married the biggest Trapper Keeper in NFL history.
Trapper Keeper by thirdpicie October 14, 2013