tranpire 

I breed of cis people usually women who want to be near trans people because it makes them feel provocative

"Uh why is Harmony always coming around when guys are flirting with me? Total tranpire"

I heard this word for an add in a LGBT leftist show and of corse there's no definition because it's completely moronic. The show was called "sort of"

tranpire by EthernetCables November 18, 2023

tranpire 

A breed of cis people, usually women, who want to be near trans people because it makes them feel provocative.

In season 3 of “Sort Of,” 7ven discourages Sabi from choosing a roommate who is a tranpire and only wants to be in their orbit because they’re transgender.

tranpire by jdeborah January 25, 2024

tranpire 

A vampire who can change their sex after being transformed into the realm of the undead. Also a vampire who attacks and drains only transgenger people.

Tranpire-As a nightwalker, I desired to change my sex and fed on a transgender woman.

tranpire by The Plague Dr 1661 February 11, 2024

Trampire 

A female vampire that cheats on her significant other.

Derived from the words tramp and vampire.

See also Kristen Stewart

Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something wrong, Will? You seem upset.

Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.

Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?

Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.

Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.

Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.

Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.

Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.

Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!

Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!

Trampire by Naim E. August 23, 2012

Trampire 

a person, usually female, who sucks dicks like a vampire sucks blood.

Yo, doood this slut i don't even know wants to come over my house and suck my dick. She's a real TRAMPIRE!

Trampire by mrmattboring July 5, 2009

Trannpire 

A tranny vampire that feeds of the souls of orphans, and the disrespect of talented performers. Their only weakness is not getting any attention no matter how outrageous their attire is or ridiculous their dance moves are.

Me: Omg, there is that damn trannpire Lady Gaga again spouting her terrible frankenvoice all in my ears.

You: She is awful, but how do you know she is a dreaded and feared trannpire?

Me: Well just look at the way she feasts upon the souls of that pile of orphans and how no one of any talent respects anything she has ever done or will do, all while wearing ludicrous outfits that beg for your attention.......Classic trannpire.

You:Yeah, I see it now. Not to mention her pierced balls are coming out of the bottom of her shiny golden C-3PO armor while attempting to use crutches.

Me: Exactly. Our only hope now is that we can ignore her hard enough that she will fade back into the pool of talentless obscurity from whence she came.

You: ...... We can only hope..... /IGNORE

Me: /IGNORE

Trannpire by Trilep March 23, 2010

transpire 

"Transpire" is a synonym for "happen," "take place," or "occur," and is most commonly used by lower-income whites or African-Americans when speaking to the media or, more commonly, law enforcement.

"Well officer, me and Junior and Latrell was all just ambulatin' down the thoroughfare here and minding our own businesses with no thought whatsoever of getting into mischief, when suddenly and out of nowhere these three Arab Muslim lookin' fellas - you know, like the President - done leaped out of the bushes at us! Well, they was just leapin' around and yellin' about that Ollie fella that they worship and Junior, bein' the fine, upstandin' American that he is, produced out of nowhere a bottle of tequila and done swung it at one of the terrorists and shattered the bottle against his dome, spraying the immediate vicinity with broken glass and liquor, which explains the mess on the sidewalk here and why we all reek of Cuervo. Simultaneously and at the same time, Latrell assessed the aptitude of the situation, retrieved a cinder block from that construction site over there, and flung it at yet another of the terrorists in an attempt to defend our country and protect our freedoms. Unfortunately, Latrell has never had the best throwin' arm and he missed that uppity Muslim and accidentally shattered the front glass to the convenience store in which we happened to be located in front of during the terrorist attack. Well, with the glass already shattered and one terrorist unaccounted for, I thought it would be most prudent and logical to whomp him upside the noggin with the most convenient weapon, which I ascertained to be the ATM machine from inside the store, which is precisely and logically how said ATM machine came to be resting out here on the sidewalk. I'm not sure how my foot got stuck in the ATM dispenser though, as I blacked out in a haze of patriotic fury while defending my country from those brown heathens. And that, officer, is exactly what transpired here.

transpire by Harold Vagina January 12, 2009