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Trampire 

A female vampire that cheats on her significant other.

Derived from the words tramp and vampire.

See also Kristen Stewart
Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something wrong, Will? You seem upset.

Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.

Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?

Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.

Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.

Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.

Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.

Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.

Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!

Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
Trampire by Naim E. August 23, 2012
Words you can keep

Trampire 

a person, usually female, who sucks dicks like a vampire sucks blood.
Yo, doood this slut i don't even know wants to come over my house and suck my dick. She's a real TRAMPIRE!
Trampire by mrmattboring July 5, 2009
Related Words

Trampire 

A female with vampire teeth that is slutty.
Boy: You're a Trampire.
Girl: No, I'm not!
Trampire by Jooleeuhhh November 1, 2006

Trampire 

A slutty vampire in a fictional story.
In Breaking Dawn, Rosalie Hale is such a Trampire.
Trampire by Persiphone_Hellecat October 11, 2008

Trampire 

1. Wants you to role-play like Twilight or True Blood
2. will suck the blood out of a d!ck
3. will eat a girl while she's bleeding
4. Will allow a dude to eat her while she's bleeding
5. Leaves hickies all over your body
Guy 1: I see you had a run in with the Trampire again.
Guy 2: how can you tell?
Guy: DUDE if she can suck a d!ck like she was sucking on your neck you need to introduce us.
Trampire by Seth Hayes February 26, 2010

Trampire Head 

This is a female with vampire teeth giving fellatio to a male.
Mike: That Trampire Julia won't give me Trampire Head!
Kyle: Damn, son!
Trampire Head by Jooleeuhhh November 1, 2006

Trumpire 

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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