trail love 

Cuts, scrapes, and scratches to the skin (particularly bleeders. Minor to serious) from rock, dirt, or vegetation while hiking, mountain biking, four wheeling, backpacking, approaching rock climbing walls, or other outdoor trail sports. Often from a crash or a fall, but can also be from pushing through thick vegetation or rocks on narrow trails. Implies an abusive relationship with the trail, but actually emphasizes the person's love and respect for the unbiased nature of the outdoors.

That's some impressive trail love you got there.

trail love by Gnostic Hammer February 14, 2017

love trail 

Trail of hair leading from belly button to the naughty regions, i.e. to the love.

He has a very hairy love trail.

love trail by Chelseakins August 9, 2006

Trail of love 

The hair starting around your lower stomach/belly button (on a guy) area and leads all the way down to your lovin’ areas, hence, trail of love. It is not a fucking Happy Trail.

“You really need to shave that”
“Its a trail of love baby, don’t hate”

Trail of love by IBJ January 9, 2018

Love Train 

A big circle of lights made by the president using a blue rabbit man and the corpse of Jesus Christ that makes the person inside really damn lucky.

Johnny Joestar: no you can't hoard the corpse all for yourself
Funny Valentine: haha love train go brrrrr

Love Train by DioSama69 September 9, 2020

Love Train Selfie 

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

Love Train Selfie by That other old guy June 8, 2016

love train 

A large group of people having sex in a line. Very modern.

Me: "Hey who's up for a love train?"
You: "I know I am!"
Everyone else: "ME TOO!"

love train by Lovely Lauren August 12, 2004

love train 

A line of latvian meer cats linking tails whilst having sex, thus resproducing at a world record breaking rate. Usually to the tune of 'Holidays are coming'.

Fo' Shizzle my < love train > nizzle

love train by Tomás March 27, 2003