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track meet 

The longest sports event known to mankind that never gets recognized over the intercom by the principal that stupid whore
Guy: Dude you look super tired
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.

Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important

Guy: That whore
track meet by It’s just Zane August 3, 2019
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track meet 

Sexual intercourse involving track stars (runners, hoes, skeeos, bustdowns, etc.) and multiple males. Also known as a gangsta party, fiasco, train, etc. Derives from the meaning of a runner, or a bitch who gets fucked (ran) by many males.
That bitch liz is a track star, when she gets drunk, niggas be throwin track meets on that pussy
track meet by huSTLa June 11, 2006

track meet 

Any situation in life where a person who has so bad a case of acne, it looks like their face was repeatedly hit with the sole of a track spike.
It looks like there was a track meet here today, look at that girl's face.
track meet by jlog88 April 4, 2006

ghetto track meet 

four people, five blunts. inspired by katt williams.
any plans for 4/20?
we're having a ghetto track meet.

Texas Track Meet 

Profuse sweating during sex with one or more partners.
Man! Look at that sweat between her tits. You would think that she was at a Texas track meet.
Texas Track Meet by Wanham December 2, 2010

Turn a Party to a track meet

The action of gunfire at, or around a party causing chaos and many people running for their lives.
Dude I can’t believe we were able to turn a party to a track meet with only one pistol shot. “

“Yeah they a bunch of bitches.”

truck meet 

When a group of small dick wannabe rednecks group together and rev the engines of the trucks mommy and daddy bought them.
Britton was ask to join the boys at the truck meet in the Walmart parking lot.
truck meet by shutuoyourmomsahoe September 27, 2019
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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