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Math Teacher Audit
Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022
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tracher • Teacher • Teacher's pet • Tracere • teacher bitch • Teachery • Teacher’s Pet • teacher ass • teacherfriend • Teacher humor
annoying bitch teacher
A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
annoying bitch teacher by Vinderhar April 5, 2017
teacher bladder
Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017
The vegan teacher
The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020
Asshole Teacher
An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.
Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.
Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.
Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher
Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.
Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher
Asshole Teacher by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012
Gym teacher
Usually a fat older person who thinks they’re the shit and take out their grumpiness on students. They love to stand around and look creepily at students. They also look like they’ve never done exercise in their lives and complain all day.
Gym teacher by Yourlovee September 20, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026