toynton 

to make a stupid comment that lacks common sense

'can we pop over the road to china?'
'where did the sun go?'
'i swear eggs have mayonnaise in them'
to which u reply, 'what a toynton', or 'u did a toynton'

toynton by ant4laura June 22, 2006

Tonton 

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.

Pray! Pray! Tonton?

Tonton by TTJ G July 24, 2011

kara tointon 

A sexy, gorgeous, mysterious Brit actress. Makes quite a few appearances in the dreams of random blokes.

Usually tied to that ex-Busted bloke, James Bourne.

That girl is fit but she's no Kara Tointon!

kara tointon by jrls May 28, 2005

tontonka 

a female that has large boobs and/or a large ass.

Man, did you see that girl, she was TONTONKA!

tontonka by willk93 October 30, 2010

tontons 

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!

OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!

tontons by Anita B. January 22, 2008

tonytonytard 

tonytonytard is a word for greatness and only stating facts.

Person 1: Hey did you know op is peak? and that naruto is mid
Person 2: Wow your a tonytonytard

tonytonytard by whokilledexpiry January 23, 2022

Tonton 

1) Another word for tatas that are huge.
2) Something you wish your girlfriend had.

1) WOAH! THAT GIRL HAD GREAT TONTONS!
2) Those tontons were awesome.
3) Something that guys jerk off to.

Tonton by Tonton-lover October 23, 2010