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When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.
This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.
Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020
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New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.
Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020
When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.
Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.
Toobin by DocKilmer October 19, 2020
Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.
“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”
Toobin by JToobin October 19, 2020

Toobining 

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.
Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.
Toobining by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020
To remove one's genitals from one's clothing during a video meeting. From Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN, who originated this action in October 2020.
"I was in a Zoom call with the people in my office, when I looked at the lower left corner and my boss was doing a Toobin.
Toobin by F. Warren Zevon October 19, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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