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Toxicated
When you have had only one or two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you aren't totally back to normal.
Boss: How come you haven't been working well today?
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.
Toxicated by ElvisJumpsNine March 17, 2010
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Toxicated • ToxicatedGator • Tolicated • Toxicted • texiated • texicited • Tominated • topicate • toxicantennasyndrome • Toxicative
topicate
The news continues to topicate about OJ Simpson and the real killer. I wanted to hear something different this week.
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Tolicated
Tolicated by Tolicated.one August 9, 2019
ToxicatedGator
A really good looking man that is really funny, and sucks at half the games he plays but still manages to have fun!
ToxicatedGator by ToxicatedGator August 27, 2022
Toxicted
Toxicted by literal dogwater March 16, 2021
texiated
adjective. (tech-see-ey-tid)
(see also the verb, texiate)
1. to supply text messages excessively, so as to disgust or weary; an excess of or overindulgence in texting.
2. (less common usage) to satisfy an inquiry fully through one or more text messages.
(see also the verb, texiate)
1. to supply text messages excessively, so as to disgust or weary; an excess of or overindulgence in texting.
2. (less common usage) to satisfy an inquiry fully through one or more text messages.
texiated by CACinderella February 6, 2010
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