When you have had only one or
two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you
aren't totally
back to normal.
Boss: How come you haven'
t been working well today?
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a
beer at lunchtime.
Boss:
Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated!
Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.