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to discriminate against towns/cities other than your own; like racist is to races - townist is to towns
Person 1: "Sydney is the best. Everywhere else sucks"
Person 2: "Pfft, you're such a townist"
townist by EG1978 June 16, 2009
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James Townstart 

James Townstarts have many cousins. Although blood related, they (The 'James Townstarts'), likes to indulge in the sacred art of the "Sexy Time", with them (His cousins)
Juan - Did you see James Townstart?

Noah - Yeah he's with his cousin.
James Townstart by NungNung111 March 20, 2022

Armley townstreet gang 

Armley townstreet gangs are a bunch off youths carrying butter knives and threatening the local area, they show this buy robbing shops fighting in pudsey and thinking there absolutely solid when they get one look at the police and locked up in a cell they start to cry like one particular gang member known as (Lucy Gibbson and the vegan crew) they result in fighting with boys and girls and get the monkey kicked out of them all the time like (Jordan chown did and Gibbo was scared) A12 are not hard and not scary so there’s no need to panic there just fags .
Hey Stonsey wanna go smoke weed with armley townstreet gangs, nah Gibbo don’t want them to think I’m a scratter even tho I am
Tonistie is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is one of the easiest people to get along with and she is the sweetest thing in the world. You may have struggled with her but in the end she is still one loving kind individual.
Me: I got the greatest bestfriend
My friend: who!?
Me: Tonistie❤
Tonistie by Emma Geer699 July 3, 2019

toonistication 

its where its a toon like loony toons
im gonna make a toonistication
toonistication by maps@2507 July 30, 2021

tonisterboy 

a person called tonisterboy is one who stalks you day and night. he even appears in your dreams and doesn't let go of you, not even your friends. he will always find a way to get to see you and he is going to stare at you, no matter how often you catch him. be careful because it's exhausting.

if you're ever going to see this tonisterboy:
let me and my friends go and f ys with your red tonister.
omg tonisterboy, korkuyom
tonisterboy by glock442 November 21, 2021
Where every town, city, village, and etc have it's own government
I'm pro townism all the way
Townism by 459395 June 21, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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