Townieman is a proper noun used to describe a person with townie-like qualities, such as being extremely drunk all the time. Townieman is often known to steal things, break things, and wake up in random places.
Townieman must've been here; there's urine on the couch, an empty case on the floor, and broken bottles all over
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'