towel dick 

1. Someone who will fuck anything.

2. A dude who will fuck any girl regardless if she has an std.

Yo I heard Steve had a towel dick.
Yeah man Steve fucks mad bitches with his towel dick

towel dick by towel dick man October 29, 2011

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

Dick Towel by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

dick towel

Using someone's hair on top of their head to wipe one's dick off after having sex.

He used Mary as a dick towel after finishing in the bedroom.

dick towel by MerMerSanders December 14, 2010

Dick chunk towel 

The towel that is used to wipe up cum. It's usually the shower towel that's hanging on the rack. Then after you use it to wipe up cum, you hang it back up.

"Awe man, the towel I used after my shower was the dick chunk towel!"

Dick chunk towel by Kizzygal March 9, 2013

effiel tower dick 

a dick that is 25 inches

"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"

effiel tower dick by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016

eiffel tower dick 

To be put bluntly, a big dick

Damnnn he’s got an Eiffel Tower dick!

eiffel tower dick by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018

effiel tower dick 

What I have in my pants

my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"

effiel tower dick by joeyc18 January 26, 2017